girilla-warfare:

Are you fucking kidding me
People are capable of doing this and I can’t even drink from a cup without spilling some on my boobs

girilla-warfare:

Are you fucking kidding me

People are capable of doing this and I can’t even drink from a cup without spilling some on my boobs

(Source: radissonclaire)

herestothedesperatedasher:

fly-like-a-mermaid:

burn-it-down-28:

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit

Team I can’t, I have rehearsal

team in theory I could do these things but instead I’m going to spend four hours on the internet for no reason

(Source: melodyhansen)

famphic:

i like to use exclamation marks because they cover up the fact that i am dead inside!!!!

The tumblr app sure does use a lot of data for something that doesn’t load pictures

(Source: chrom-o-ween)

actionables:

I did a thing.

(Source: bl4ckmass)

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad)

“Maybe love is in New York City, already asleep, and you are in California, Australia, wide awake.
Maybe love is always in the wrong time zone, maybe love is not ready for you.
Maybe you are not ready for love.
Maybe love just isn’t the marrying type.
Maybe the next time you see love is twenty years after the divorce, love is older now, but just as beautiful as you remembered.
Maybe love is only there for a month.
Maybe love is there for every firework, every birthday party, every hospital visit.
Maybe love stays- maybe love can’t.
Maybe love shouldn’t.”

— When Love Arrives, Sarah Kay and Phil Kaye (via noteclue)

(Source: polarischaser11)